Successes:
Having a creativily use of vocabulation: A
Keeping the job of copy editors, comedians, and english translators recession proof (until now): A
Avoiding conducting press conferences: B
Avoiding putting his fingerprints on the veto pen: B+
Good looking twin daughters: A
Failures:
Getting the twins on the cover of Maxim: F
Living up to liberal conspiracy theories of him bring martial law to America before we could elect another president: F
Using the Oval Office as his person adulterous playground: F
Stopping natural disasters such as hurricanes, tsunamis, and "The View": F
Trampling the constitutional rights of those who have protested him since Inauguration Day 2001: F
On a more serious note:
Keeping social/non-military spending in check: D- (should be an F, but I'm throwing him a bone)
"Chunking" aside free market principles: C (some blame belongs to congress after all)
Squandering the conservative influence on public policy: C+ (again, some blame belongs to congress)
Illegal immigration: F- (it was F--- before he commuted the sentences of Ramos and Campeon)
Tax policy: A
War on terror: A
Making sure more Americans would die from terrorists attacks after 9/11: F
Overall: TBD
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