Wednesday, July 9, 2008

McCain wins all important pet owner demographic

What liberal media?

An AP/Yahoo News poll says that more pet owners favor McCain, a pet owner himself, over Obama, who is not a pet owner. See....McCain does get good press. However, before conservatives throw a party over the good news they should remember that when you lie with dogs you're bound to get fleas...and McCain owns 14 of them.

Be that as it may...its apparent that every dog, and their Republican presidential candidate master, has its day in the court of public opinion.

For some reason...I don't know why...I think its awesomely appropriate that Yahoo sponsored this poll. It helps describe the people who came up with it.

The poll doesn't mention the fact that the major teachers union the National Education Association recently endorsed Obama....with all the number of teachers in the country it would have been interesting to know if their numbers would have affected the outcome now that we know Obama is their pet.

haha teachers pet...get it? Its funny because I have to expain it.

I'm not sure why pet owners favor McCain more...but the only group that went heavily for Obama were ostrich aficionados.

Yeah yeah...people are thinking "because they like to bury their heads in the sand".....thats not it! Ostriches don't actually do that....

It has more to do with the correlation that ostrich brains are the size of an eyeball....

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