A Preview of What Will Come if Obama Loses

With both major Democratic candidates being minorities of some sort this year it was inevitable whoever loses would be afflicted with Ism-itis.

Hillary lost, and it was sexism according to Katie Couric, news anchor for last place CBS News...so nobody actually heard her say it.

Sexism....It had nothing to do with the fact that she was the $400 iPhone on the Edge, and Barack Obama is the iPhone 3G. They're both basically the same thing...but Obama was a little shinier and newer.

Now that Hillary can't be our leader it is now clear that she is going back to being what she really does best...being Victim-In-Chief. I didn't know that it wasn't Obama's charisma, or the fact that he actually had an election strategy in the primaries that gave him victory. He won because he had a penis!

From the second Bill Clinton left office the party was licking its chops to make her George W. Bush's successor.....SEXISM?!?

What sexism?!?! The kind of sexism that radiated from public opinion polls showing for the last 8 years that she would be the next president? There was literally only one person that could derail her....and nobody even believed he could do it until about....5 minutes ago.

Hillary has spent too much time absorbing the attitude of free entitlement that politicians have been doling out to voters since Halloween replaced Independence Day as the official holiday of the Republican and Democratic parties that she just expected that it was her turn. "Election" hasn't been in her vocabulary since no longer needed it after the verbal portion of her SAT exam.

"Sexism", however, must have been tattooed to her and Katie Couric's cornea, because apparently thats all they see.

Barack Obama won because of an American ideal that has assured our success for more than two centuries. Hard work. The one thing Hillary didn't start doing until she realized that it actually worked better than the Eva Peron strategy.

I realize in saying this that Argentinian president Cristina Ferdinand de Kirchner has no clue what I'm talking about....lucky for her.